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Goodr Circle Shades - Athena is as Athena Does

$25.00

Goodr Circle Shades - Athena is as Athena Does

$25.00

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena, goddess of warfare, wisdom, and handicraft. (Oooh, triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss, kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex, but ok.) Hey, it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

INTRODUCING ATHENA IS AS ATHENA DOES


She kicks your ass at pub trivia night every week.

She always rocks full body armor with a helmet, shield and lance so guys are too chickensh*t to creep on her or tell her to SMILE more.

She spends her Saturday nights spinning badass tapestries and always beats that basic bitch Arachne in a weaving contest.

Duh. What did you expect?

Athena Is As Athena Does

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