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  • Goodr OG Sunglasses - Not Your Bro, Brah

    Goodr OG Sunglasses - Not Your Bro, Brah

    $25.00

    GOODR® I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRAH SUNGLASSES :: These sunnies finally declare that I'm not your bro, brah! The special grip coating on the frame eliminates slippage from sweat, fits snug and rides nice and lightweight to prevent bouncing while on the run. Protect yourself from UVA and UVB rays with glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection.

    KEY FEATURES + BENEFITS

    • NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
    • NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running
    • ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
    • Non-Reflective Lenses
    • Original G Frame fits normal face sizes
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  • Goodr OG Sunglasses - Sells House, Buys Van

    Goodr OG Sunglasses - Sells House, Buys Van

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    GOODR® SELLS HOUSE, BUYS VAN SUNGLASSES :: Hit the road jack with the Sells House, Buys Van sunnies. The special grip coating on the frame eliminates slippage when sweating while the frame is snug and lightweight to prevent bouncing while on the run. Protect yourself from UVA and UVB rays with glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection.


    KEY FEATURES + BENEFITS

    • NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
    • NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running
    • ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
    • Non-Reflective Lenses
    • Original G Frame fits normal face sizes
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  • Goodr BFG Sunglasses - Beelzebub's Burpee Bourbon

    Goodr BFG Sunglasses - Beelzebub's Burpee Bourbon

    $35.00

    BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

    With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

    BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

    1 NO SLIP

    A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

    Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

    5 NO DEMOGORGANS

    100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

     

    • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
    • For Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
    • Best for OCRs, PBRs

    THE BEST PRESCRIPTION FOR GAINZ


    We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-colored lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub's Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes).

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  • Goodr OG Sunglasses - Silverback Back Squat

    Goodr OG Sunglasses - Silverback Back Squat

    $25.00

    • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
    • For Regular Heads need wider?
    • Best for OCRs, PBRs

    HARNESS THE STRENGTH OF A SILVERBACK GORILLA

    Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires.

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO LEOPARDS

    Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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  • Goodr Runway Sunglasses - Vegan Friendly Couture

    Goodr Runway Sunglasses - Vegan Friendly Couture

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    THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING + STYLE

    Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

    HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

    1 NO SLIP

    Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 ALL FASHION

    Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

    5 NO CATCALLS

    We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.

    INTRODUCING VEGAN FRIENDLY COUTURE.


    You’re getting ready for work and telling yourself you look purrfect. But when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, you know you're lion. If you go to the office like this, you'll be a social leopard! Something's missing, so you take a deep breath and paws. Then you realize these gold and brown patterned sunglasses will give you the eye of the tiger. Beaming with pride, you leave home, ready to roar! (And the first item on your to-do list is to fire that pun-loving copywriter, Klaus.)

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  • Goodr OG Sunglasses - Nakatomi Tower Christmas

    $25.00

    GOODR OG GLASSES - Accessories||Sunglasses
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  • Goodr OG Sunglasses - Professional Respawner

    Goodr OG Sunglasses - Professional Respawner

    $25.00

    GAMERS GO OUTSIDE, TOO

    Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar.

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO LEOPARDS

    Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

    WHEN YOU RESPAWN, YOU HOPE TO APPEAR IN A SAFE LOCATION


    ...but sometimes you appear in a terrible location, like right in front of the enemy team, and you don't have a weapon, or any clothes, so you brace yourself to be slaughtered, but instead of attacking you, the enemy team just points at your naughty parts and laughs, and somehow that hurts even more than being slaughtered, so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn, and now you're fully clothed with weapons and sick sunglasses on a sweet vantage point - WOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!

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  • Goodr OG Sunglasses - Cheetahs Always Win

    Goodr OG Sunglasses - Cheetahs Always Win

    $25.00

    LIMITED EDITION: WILD THING

    Feline-inspired shades that glow in the dark. Whether you're a mangy feral stray, ferocious wild cat royalty of the jungle, or a coddled domestic house cat*, this collection is guaranteed to channel your fierce inner party animal in style.

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO LEOPARDS

    Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

    INTRODUCING CHEETAHS ALWAYS WIN


    Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Carl here dropping some sick electric animal print finery we're paw-sitive will have you feline fine and glowing (litter-ly). We're not kitten around here folks, these Cheetahs Always Win shades glow in the dark. Just be sure to take it easy on the catnip. RAWR!!!

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  • Goodr Mach G Shades - Add the Chrome Package

    Goodr Mach G Shades - Add the Chrome Package

    $35.00

    SHINE BRIGHT

    With the goodr Chrome Package, your face looks especially elegant and classy. Compared to other plastics, chromenonium is quite stable and resistant to Vicegrip Syndrome. (That's where sunglasses suddenly start tightening and squeeze your head like an orange.) The uniquely shiny look provides complementary contrast and controppeddy piddledydoos in the wuzkuckle. We're not just making up empty jargon here. If you want classegance, Add the Chrome Package. It's a hoity-toity deloity.

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
    *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 ALL SPEED

    An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

     

     

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  • Goodr OG Sunglasses - Founding Father Issues

    Goodr OG Sunglasses - Founding Father Issues

    $25.00

    LIMITED EDITION: 4TH OF JULY

    Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re cookin' it or bookin' it.

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO LEOPARDS

    Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

    INTRODUCING FOUNDING FATHER ISSUES


    The founding fathers of America never taught you how to throw a ball? Never taught you how to work on cars?! Never helped you with your math homework?! Never showed you how to win a revolution?! No wonder you have daddy issues!!! Or more specifically, Founding Father Issues. We say there's no better way to cope with these types of problems than some patriotic retail therapy. You should snag a pair of these Founding Father Issues sunnies before they also ditch you (probably for some tramp like Carl the Flamingo).

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  • Goodr BFG Sunglasses - Zeus, You Are the Father

    Goodr BFG Sunglasses - Zeus, You Are the Father

    $35.00

    LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

    HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)

    BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.

    1 NO SLIP

    We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO DEMOGORGANS

    100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.

    INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.


    Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.

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  • Goodr Circle Shades - Hermes' Junk Mail

    Goodr Circle Shades - Hermes' Junk Mail

    $25.00

    LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


    You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals.

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

    4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

    Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

     

    INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAIL


    Don't blame the messenger, they say.

    But what if that messenger fills your mailbox with supermarket coupons, pre-approved credit cards and catalogs for office supplies that you never requested?????

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  • Goodr Circle Shades - Hera's Awkward Family Reunion

    Goodr Circle Shades - Hera's Awkward Family Reunion

    $25.00

    LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


    Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to find out at the end of the night he died, which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion, where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck, girl.

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

    4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

    Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

    INTRODUCING HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION


    "My husband slept with 90% of the guests here.

    Humans, nymphs, goddesses... If it had junk, he boned it."

    "Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. NBD. Really. It's all good. What a fun event. This is fine. Everything is fine."

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  • Goodr PHG Sunglasses - Hades Gonna Hate

    Goodr PHG Sunglasses - Hades Gonna Hate

    $35.00

    LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

    Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
    1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
    2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.
    3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.
    *These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO DISSERTATION

    No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

    INTRODUCTING HADES GONNA HATE


    Don't even ask him. Seriously.

    You'll ferry allllll the way across the River Styx, trek to his wretched Underworld palace, stand in front of his huge onyx skull-ornamented throne to ask for his opinion, and it's a total WASTE. OF. TIME.

    YOU KNOW what he's going to say...

    Hades Gonna Hate

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  • Goodr Runways - Demeters Farm to Table Feast

    Goodr Runways - Demeters Farm to Table Feast

    $35.00

    LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

    "You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.
    1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup," she will turn you into a gecko.
    2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it, Rhea.
    3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE, PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.
    4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.
    5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.
    Sincerely, Demeter. Yes, I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME."

    1 NO SLIP

    Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 ALL FASHION

    Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

    5 NO CATCALLS

    We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.

    INTRODUCING DEMETER'S FARM TO TABLE FEAST


    If you don't eat her food, she's going to be offended and f*** up our whole sh*t with a long brutal winter, no crops, no vacay, no sun, AHHHHHHHHHHH
    please please please
    please please please
    be on your best behavior at Demeter's Farm to Table Feast

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  • Goodr Circle Shades - Athena is as Athena Does

    Goodr Circle Shades - Athena is as Athena Does

    $25.00

    LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


    Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena, goddess of warfare, wisdom, and handicraft. (Oooh, triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss, kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex, but ok.) Hey, it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does.

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

    4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

    Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

    INTRODUCING ATHENA IS AS ATHENA DOES


    She kicks your ass at pub trivia night every week.

    She always rocks full body armor with a helmet, shield and lance so guys are too chickensh*t to creep on her or tell her to SMILE more.

    She spends her Saturday nights spinning badass tapestries and always beats that basic bitch Arachne in a weaving contest.

    Duh. What did you expect?

    Athena Is As Athena Does

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