Goodr Come Slither, Baby

DESCRIPTION

Get down with danger noodles. Come Slither, Baby. It's time to shed your inhibitions and get snake-ed with these limited-edition sizzlin' blue textured ssssnake-print OG ssssunnies with gold reflective lenses. Grab yours before they sssslither away.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

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