Goodr Come Slither, Baby

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DESCRIPTION

Get down with danger noodles. Come Slither, Baby. It's time to shed your inhibitions and get snake-ed with these limited-edition sizzlin' blue textured ssssnake-print OG ssssunnies with gold reflective lenses. Grab yours before they sssslither away.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

 

Description

 

DESCRIPTION

Get down with danger noodles. Come Slither, Baby. It's time to shed your inhibitions and get snake-ed with these limited-edition sizzlin' blue textured ssssnake-print OG ssssunnies with gold reflective lenses. Grab yours before they sssslither away.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

 

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